World-Shaker

She was quite pleased with herself.

My girlfriend:  Would you rather be killed by a shark or a T-Rex?
Me:  [long-winded explanation of why a T-Rex would be preferable]
My girlfriend:  Well I would pick a T-Rex.
Me:  Why a T-Rex?
My girlfriend:  Because they don't exist anymore. BOOM. SCIENCEEEE!

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