Yes, hello. I’d like to apply for a job. Do you have any openings?
I was thinking something like “form filler.”
No, not “data entry” per se. I’m thinking more along the lines of… well, I’m not sure. Can I start with my skills and abilities?
Great, thank you. I’m really good at math, science,…
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I laughed a sad, sad laugh.