A bit tamer, and this could be an outstanding teaching idea…
Just a sample of the comedic goodness here:
End of the Declaration of Independence. Click here to view comments, add yours.
GEORGE3: This is the most idiotic piece of cr*p I ever read. Maybe next time they should try getting somebody who can actually write.
TORYTORYTORY: So the king is behaving like, you know, a king. Boo blanking hoo.
JEFFERSONISASLAVELOVER: DONT BELIEVE WHATEVER JEFFERSUN SAYS CUZ HE DID IT WITH SALLIE H.
SAMADAMS: Sorry to annoy you king-lovers out there. Can’t take a few unpleasant facts, can you?
JEFFERSONISASLAVELOVER: U R A ******* MORON.
THOMAS JEFFERSON: Hello, this is Thomas Jefferson. A most intriguing idea, this “comment” section. I hope that our nascent democracy puts it to excellent use in the spirit of enlightened and elevated discourse.