Mother’s Day is Sunday. You know what your mom really wants this year? A free subscription to my blog, via the RSS feed here.
Oh I know she’ll say to just get her some flowers, or that lighthouse painting, or a 4 pack of Bartles & James. But what she’s really trying to say is “I’m not on Tumblr, and I’d like a free RSS subscription to sweet young World-Shaker’s blog.”